BOOKMAN TIMES | 12 OCTOBER 2009, MONDAY
On Sunday 11 October 2009, several fangirls died from respiratory problems caused by what witnesses described as "fangirlism screaming" and "random bouts of tako-dancing". They left behind suicidal-looking notes on the crime scene. Photogs on the scene have taken pictures of these suicidal notes as evidence and will be posting them shortly.
When the victims have been barely resuscitated, all they mumbled were words like "double-vision", "kowaii", "omg", "omfg", "kyaahahahahaha" and repeated cycles of seemingly disconnected sounds that sounded like name-calling.
Cause of their respiratory problems is still unidentified. witnesses and the people involved should provide evidence asap.
thank you for your cooperation.