Nanotard

I.N.U.S.
Incessantly Noisy Unstoppable Spams

Disclaimer: Warning! Blood and hints may contain. Humans not advised to enter. Risk certain death. Proceed.

Because Red AKA Taichou doesn't want the official Synchronicity thread flooded with spam (For good reason), the folks of Synchronicity are now going to talk here.
This means this thread is Scynchronicity's TCSS thread.
Named this place INUS because there was NEKO. Wahahahaha~ Competing groups of spam?

The OFFICIAL Thread:
[VOCALOID] ~*Synchronicity*~ AFA 2011

So. Anyway, we'll just use this thread as our hangout goof spot to lighten the OFFICIAL workload off Red.

Our mascot, The Negi-vore Tako! (Give it a name, I called it Rando Helo =_=)


The available treats are:
Leeks
Tako-legs
Tea

Go draw something if you insist on adding more treats.

Also, Here, WE USE "YAOI" AS SOME KIND OF FUNNYWORD. eg: YAOI OFF YOU YAOIDAMN YAOI-ZER!
It's purple because purpla iza yaoeh~

I think we'll use this thread to air the more stupid ideas (AKA: omakes) and only when we have a more stabilised idea, do we tell Taichou Red

Yeah. That's all for now.

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Nanotard

Ranks:

The Megacorporation tycoon but comes by here to slack, sometimes, hopefully:
Red teh Taichou (If Mario were a plumber, she's a bricklayer of walls. Actually, she's FBI. But I didn't say that, ok? Has no special items as her entire body is actually a genetic war-machine and when her Mode unlocks, she can breathe fire, sprout daggers from eyes and strangle with her sonic-manipulators. It's pretty gruesome. And she's like, taking over my thread. And renaming it. ;A; )

THE COUPLE IN DENIAL:
Random-ness the Seme Fukutaichou (Secretly the Uke. A Leek with delicious gummy thighs. Likes dakis, figurines and stuff, so long as she didn't pay for it.)
Helorinx the Denying Uke (Secretly the Seme, also a Tako. Is actually... A GUY?!? :0)

Anubis warrior of Orisis:
Nanotard (Don't go near. Blood and explicits will contain! Seems to be selling all kinds of stupid stuff that stupid people[Read: Everyone] likes to buy. Also often seen holding a bag on ice on his head because of the headaches he gets from a certain denying butler. :/)

Tsunderes:
ruru-x3 (Tsundere ojou-san, extremely possessive of her butler. Likes Chrysanthemum tea. Child of His Kingliness Tigrasi II. Lost. FOREVER! D: )

--Hikari (YET ANOTHER ONE? Also a tsundere ojou-san, this one to extremely mature at times, while also capable of thoughts even more childish than a baby's. Likes Rosemary tea infused with Blood Rose Extract. Sole successor to the Vampyre Empire, she is also secretly guarded by a werewolf with a confusing name. :/)

Butlers:
MrOhTahkoo (Ever loyal servant to ruru-x3. Secretly in love with her. Has the blood of Cerberus running in him. Powers: Torchlight, heat source and stove. More to come if you donate more.)
Note: TEH BUTLER IS YAOI.
AND NO LUCK REMOVING TIS. /cackle cackle

Mercenaries: (For hire for any assassination/war/bodyguard needs)
Fumiyo_Matsuki (Crazed mini-gunner, the only thing that stops her is money and singing. Her gun never runs out of bullets, cuz it's enchanted)

Black_Virid (Assassin of the Black Rose guild. Specialises in poison and scythes. Rumoured to be the "Darkest Light", a hidden council leader of the Black Rose)

~Yoshinori~ (Bloodlust Sect Deviatic - Known to make his killed targets purposely messed up. Hold Damnetus, a blood-sword (Buster) that slowly sucks on his life unless it kills once a day and sucks the victim's life.)

Lyre Von Tear (Bard-Rogue. No one knows where he comes from or what he serves, but rumours have been spread that he is a rogue that uses the skills of a bard to disappear from enemies instead of using standard rogue tactics.)

Rynx (AlcheMercant of Knowlegdios Evatrium - A merchant who has trained herself in the Sciences of Transmutation, she offers her services of potion concoction and even material transference. Holder of the Eye of Hephaestus)

The Lost Puppies @NANOSTCFTUETGLH (?):
Toshiro (Taken over by force adopted by Red.)

Bast Priestess:
Shadeblack (Priestess to the Demigod Bast of Egyptian origins. Ability to transform into a cat and also summon and communicate with and through cats. Assigned to protect ruru-x3)

Werewolf:
VampireDoll (Haha, ironic! She acts a sexy psychiatrist for ppl and can transform into a shiny werewolve at will. Also makes clothes for people.)

Yaoi-Mao:
Skrei (A cat-humanoid who finds herself deeply drawn into YAOI. Is the merchant to look for in case you need any average level yaoi. Also knows how to make aphrodisiacs that are more potent than anything even Rynx knows. Wielder of the All-Seeing-Sky (a cloak) and Suppression Subtraction (? Item))

Techno-Adept:
Lscythe (No one knows what she is, Her name is Enigma and Her legends are uncanny. Rumoured to be a LosTech Android from the Butlerian Wars, designed for combat of any level. Appears to have gained increased auto-sentience and currently follows her own whims.)

Hindnote: Red-text'd names are people under the Corporation, AKA the mercenary service that sells killers and stuff. :3 60% proceeds go to Red. (After some fists discussion with Red /rubs blackeye.

P.S. Everytime a "Yuri seme-uke incident" is mentioned, that Random receives 50% of Red's 60% for that week. :0

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Nanotard

Right. Here we have a supposed sketchy idea of INUS-HQ.

WE HAVE NOT BEEN RED'D FOR: 00 DAYS

TownHall - Campfire. (Extinguished so bad, it's now some kind of CampIce mutant. Free aircon 500m around it.)

Kennel - NANOSTCFTUETGLH (huff huff) (It's Red coloured now... ;A; )

Yaoi Complex (Flattened by a mysteriously convenient passing-by Supertanker... orz)

A Chocolate Factory (Need madman, please call. Knifers and Red may NOT apply.)


Currently Pending Approval:

Rose Garden of Forbidden Lilies (Well, it's a private things. Yes. A PRIVATE THINGS)

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Nanotard

Oh btw, a luka plushie is finally out!

http://www.amiami.com/shop/?set=engl...e_display.html

\o/ and hnnngghhh~

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ruru-x3

meow.. you're trying to compete with my N.E.K.O. thread? ;A;

Nanotard

wroof~

No, cuz it reminded me of my story of this two organisations competing against one another. One called NEKOS and one called INUS

NEKOS: Night Environment Killer Operatives Service
INUS: Intelligent Non-Aggression Uniformed Servant

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MrOhTahKoo

o.o
If i joined this. I'll be a cat dog?

Nanotard

No, you'll be a neutral.

psh, get your Nekos here to saikang for Sync!

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MrOhTahKoo

It's up to their own free will.

Nanotard

PSYCHO THEM.

Do it! .\^/.

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MrOhTahKoo

nooooooooooooo. I love my kitties!

Nanotard

All your base are belongs to us!

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MrOhTahKoo

D:
STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
you're gonna eat them aren't you?

Nanotard

Ummm... No?

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MrOhTahKoo

oh.